fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Pregnopoly

1) you stay in a relationship with a man/woman because you have a child/children in common; 2) a woman gets pregnant with a child for the purpose of trying to keep the relationship; 3) a man trapped in the child support system; 4) when one stays in a relationship for the children's sake; 5) a parent enduring suffering so that the children maintain their happiness

Use it in a Sentence:
I had a one night stand and now I have a child with a stranger.
My baby mother lives with me and is still taking me for child support.
I stayed in my marriage thirteen years longer than I had to because we have children involved.I am stuck in a pregnopoly.
My son's father said he would kill me if I tried to leave him.

by Ablaque February 6, 2013

pregzo

To be pregnant but in a non-caring way and unashamed of it. Usually those who are "pregzo" are those fat girls who play internet games like Habbo and the expression on their face are similar to the expression of the character Daria or in another words, the ":l" smiley.

Guy: Hey what's up?
Girl: I'm pregzo. * indifferent face*

Guy2: Hey sit down! What do you think you're doing????
Girl: I'm pregzo * indifferent face*

Guy3: Finally, it's the weekend! What are you doing this weekend?
Girl: I'm pregzo. * indifferent face*

by HelloThere!! February 12, 2010

Pregnant Grove

A play-on-words to describe the small town in Utah, Pleasant Grove. This small Mormon community acquired this name because of a variety of reasons: a) The large number of children within the town's boundaries. B) The fact that there is nothing whatsoever for the large number of low/middle class teens to do except have unprotected sex, resulting in a large number of teen pregnancies per capita.

Hey man, these chicks at the University Mall aren't putting out for sheit. Lets head up to Pregnant Grove and get some easy tail.

by thomaskincade May 24, 2010

Mr. Pregnant

Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."

His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.

"Shnacker Shnaw!" shouted Mr. Pregnant as he galloped across the field in a pink leotard.

by AJR41885 February 26, 2009

pregnancy brain

An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.

Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!

by Lucius.Fox October 21, 2013

Pocket Pregnancy

The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.

Example #1

*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*

Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"

Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"

Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"

Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."

Example #2

*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*

Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"

Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"

by wxflurry November 4, 2010