The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.
by randygland25 August 18, 2010
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A play-on-words to describe the small town in Utah, Pleasant Grove. This small Mormon community acquired this name because of a variety of reasons: a) The large number of children within the town's boundaries. B) The fact that there is nothing whatsoever for the large number of low/middle class teens to do except have unprotected sex, resulting in a large number of teen pregnancies per capita.
Hey man, these chicks at the University Mall aren't putting out for sheit. Lets head up to Pregnant Grove and get some easy tail.
by thomaskincade May 24, 2010
Get the Pregnant Grove mug.Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."
His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.
His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.
by AJR41885 February 26, 2009
Get the Mr. Pregnant mug.An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.
Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!
by Lucius.Fox October 21, 2013
Get the pregnancy brain mug.The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.
Example #1
*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*
Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"
Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"
Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"
Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."
Example #2
*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*
Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"
Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*
Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"
Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"
Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"
Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."
Example #2
*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*
Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"
Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
by wxflurry November 4, 2010
Get the Pocket Pregnancy mug.Mostly associated with females however also seen in males, preening is the act of trying to make oneself more attractive to a potential mate or person of the opposite sex.
A common preening technique is straightening of clothing or flicking of ones hair.
More showy forms of preening would include metaphorically wiping dust off ones shoulders showing they are smooth commonly seen in some men trying to impress.
A common preening technique is straightening of clothing or flicking of ones hair.
More showy forms of preening would include metaphorically wiping dust off ones shoulders showing they are smooth commonly seen in some men trying to impress.
Dianne saw an attractive guy sitting on the park bench
Guy looks up at her
Dianne instant ly reacted by preening herself, flicking her hair before walking past the guy
Guy looks up at her
Dianne instant ly reacted by preening herself, flicking her hair before walking past the guy
by Mudekdek October 2, 2017
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