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Praying for you

An empty term used to express that you "care" but in reality, you don't and want attention/popularity
Instagram Post: I'm at a loss for words right now, I can't believe you're not here anymore.
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!
by M7LEZ October 13, 2020
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Praying

She looked so hot while she was praying.
by Alean Reali February 14, 2020
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praying

Praying = slang for "wasting time", "loitering", "hanging out", "chillin'", "nothing".
Whay are you guys doing tonight?

Just praying.
by Noel Manson January 18, 2007
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preying mantis

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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the praying mantis

to have intercourse from behind with a partner, then grab the partner by the nostrels pulling up which will make the impression of a praying mantis.
'cisco gave drew the praying mantis last night!'
by swollen motherfucker November 19, 2007
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praying mantis

When fucking a girl from behind, and your reach your hand around putting a finger in each nostril. This will result in the flailing of her arms, resembling a praying mantis.
Dude I have a fettish for insects, so when I fuck a bitch from behind, I decided to use the praying mantis move.
by DEEEMMDUB December 10, 2009
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preading

The act of pretending to read something like a contract on Google terms and conditions or more commonly in classrooms when children are distracted and just pretend to read.
The teacher looks towards Timmy and yells, ''Timmy, are you preading again. Concentrate lad''
by Spinbuster March 1, 2017
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