pre-fondler

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

pre-legal

pre-legal:

abreviated- pregal

is a boy or girl who is 13-17 years old.

next level up from "pre-teen"

flippn pre-legals, such smartass's.

outta my way you filthy pre-legal.

i feel like im back at high school there are so many pre-legals here

person A: im scared bro

person B: why?

person A: i might be off to jail ae

person B: why you sicko?

person A: i think she was a cheeky pre-legal ae

by daterapeface January 2, 2011

Pre-Board

To get on before you get on.

A corruption of the English language by the airline companies.

"'We would like to pre-board.' Well, what exactly is that, anyway? What does it mean to ‘pre-board’, you get on before you get on?" - George Carlin

by Cheese Tits May 27, 2009

pre-ramble

The opening paragraph of a very long email or document.

Noah's email was so long, I barely got through the pre-ramble.

by glargy August 29, 2014

Pre-Calculus

The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.

"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"

by AfghanPanther September 25, 2018

pre'd

When you see something so orgasmic (Either sexual or just merely exciting to the senses, i.e. new footage of the next Star Wars movie), that you orgasm before you would have normally wanted to. Coined by the Game Grumps.

Arin: Did you see the new Dead or Alive Xtreme game?
Dan: Oh, those boob physics, I know! I totally pre'd!

by HotYungStuff November 16, 2016

pre-dating

Pre-dating is the period of time before a couple becomes official. It often includes a significant amount of hanging out, flirting, and often times arouses suspicion amongst friends of either or both parties. Also see talking.

Friend #1: You and John have been hanging out alot lately, are you guys dating???
Friend #2: No, we're pre-dating.

by Chontel J September 23, 2005