Precumdiment

The watery substance that forms on ketchup or other condiments left sitting in the refrigerator for a length of time.

Shake that mustard well, I don't want any of that nasty precumdiment on my slaw dog!

by Fable Vayne April 6, 2013

Precum baby

A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.

"Joe couldn't graduate community college."

"Why?"
"BECAUSE he's a precum baby."

by Clyp May 27, 2015

precum

Cum that you CAN get pregnant from. So, pulling out quick enough won't always work.

I should have worn a condom, I never knew precum could have an effect.

by veggieness April 1, 2005

precum

that first lil drop of clear liquid that come out of your manhood when you think you're gonna get lucky.

"Oh that taste? just a lil precum, my dear, don't stop now"

by The Jammer August 10, 2003

Precummy

A type of person, usually between the ages of 12 and 15, who thinks they are the shit, when in reality they are just an annoying noob and should go back to middle school.

At party...

(13 year old) Bryce: Hey you wanna hit this vape?
Nick: Fuckoff
Evan (to Nick): Just ignore those precummy freshmen

by joeyp15 December 24, 2016

precum

Clear sticky fluid that drips out of a mans penis, after visual or physical stimulation

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

by Scottyboy February 22, 2003

Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard

I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner

by Joeyfromtheblock March 11, 2015