private life

part of someone's life that is none of your fucking business
Zach having a girl friend is part of his private life and he's not obligated to tell anyone if he doesn't fucking want to.
by adubber July 20, 2012
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Private Relationship

When you and your partner are in a relationship, and people are aware of that relationship yet do not know the inner workings of it. People in a private relationship do not post or share all of the details of their relationship for everyone to know, they respect one others privacy. Elite Partnership, no gossip.
Greg and Elizabeth have been in a private relationship for three years now, but I have no idea what they do when theyre alone.
by cerealcrusader December 7, 2019
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Private Bathroom

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.
Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.
by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007
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Private Donut

Proper Noun.  

The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?
The wise words of D00nut, "Thrill or be thrilled!"
by Maledin November 29, 2004
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drill private

in military a private or with a similarly subordinate rank who thinks they are in charge and barks orders usually at those with the same rank. orders in this context are typically given by drill sargeants.

the drill private independently assumes the authority of a drill sargeant and will begin to give orders to other privates which are usually wholly ignored.
by edmund dantes December 21, 2007
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Private Parts

Soldier of the lowest military rank, pvt. Parts.
Can be a dick sometimes; occasionally a pussy.
"Where's Private Parts? "

"I don't know. He's AWOL again"
by Whoopty Doo! March 1, 2020
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private skittles

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.
skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!
by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021
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