vladmir poutine

A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side

I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine

by Adamsriver December 29, 2016

poutine muncher

a slur for the people of quebec canada

shut up you poutine muncher

by kawaiiuwukitty April 13, 2023

American Poutine

Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.

I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.

by Nano88 January 20, 2022

Poutine Pussy

The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.

Went back to my igloo and fucked her right in the poutine pussy, it was a good time eh!

by Fuckherrightinthepoutine September 7, 2014

Poutinized Fries

When you take a batch of fries and pootinize them with cheese and gravy to conjure poutine.

Yo Brocheese i could go for some poutinized fries right meow

by THe fuckin poutinizer November 5, 2011

ass poutine

a standard poutine dish eaten from another's ass

Terry simply couldn't resist eating the ass poutine Nancy prepared in her crack

by jage_the_rapist February 26, 2009

Ass Poutine

When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.

Dude...last night I ate a huge dish of ass poutine.

by Barbara Hannink December 9, 2010