Pouncing Turtle

A name people use to distract girls from creeping on their facebooks. By changing their real name to "Pouncing Turtle", one is trying to escape from the reality of their EXTREME douchiness. In doing so.. they are ashamed of their true identity and use a turtle that pounces to distract them from the disgrace of being themselves.

"New Friend Request from Pouncing Turtle"

Friend request denied.

by Jumping Shrimp November 28, 2010

Pussy Pounce

v.to fuck a girl with tons of pussy hair so that u have 2 push harder to get your dick into the pussy

"More cushion for the pushin"

by EMerl October 25, 2004

Multi-Pussy Pounce

When a group of females conspire to take down a male, seen in animals in the wild (such as lions) as well as in human politics, especially in the #metoo era.

Those four congresswomen really pulled a multi-pussy pounce over Trump.

by sarynthumps July 24, 2019

more pounce per ounce

A person who's Really Good at fucking.

He told me I had more pounce per ounce! I knew I was a hot fuck but Damn! The Ultimate compliment regarding sex.

by Starchylde June 6, 2016

Pounce on sugar goods

Pouncing on sugar goods is a term used to describe dancing close to a Sexy Female

I see a hottie in the club. My favorite song came on, so I "Pounced on her sugar goods".
"Pounce on sugar Goods"

by Sammysoho April 29, 2009

Super Flying Tackle Pounce

When someone gives you a big hug or jumps on you excitedly or powerfully, it's a super flying tackle pounce.

Some People were arguing. One of them jumped on the other and started beating him up. That's a super flying tackle pounce. You haven't seen a special person for a long time. you run up and hug them fiercely for a long time. that's a super flying tackle pounce.

by Mandelyn August 23, 2010

rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

The word "rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm" is described as a meme

by fkoffjanet March 13, 2019