Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.

Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.

by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.

Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.

by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021

9 potted

Getting 9 potted feels like getting raped, but worse.

Jack: Oh my! did you see how he got 9 potted?
Emily: Brutally raped.

by someone u know loll June 6, 2022

Netti potted

when a male holds his genitalia up to his partners nose and pees so it comes out the other nostril; sinus rinse.

“Yo bro I just netti potted Emma last night”

by elhippo August 3, 2022

Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017

Potsdam Pottery

An up and cuming sex move, which takes place between a large male and small female. The move was originally founded by Jolo and Mara in Potsdam, Germany. The female is positioned like a manual pencil sharpener atop a firm pencil. She is then spun around like a slab of clay on a potter's wheel. The ritual is complete when the clay is perfectly decorated and glazed.

Jolo: How would you like to try the Potsdam Pottery?
Mara: What's that?
Jolo: We are about to make history.
Mara: Umm okay.
Jolo: I'm going to make your world spin, literally...

by Gerald 69 February 3, 2013