peacocking

When a penis has a large amount of pubic hair growing, signifying a peacock's large, extravagant feathers.

Hey Carol did you see the pubes on that guy? They were huge!" "Yeah I know Joan, he was totally peacocking."

by hollywoodboy10 December 3, 2010

Puttocking

(v.)
The action of spanking the top of the upper leg. Known as puttocking because of the distinctive sound it makes.

Also see double-puttocking

I gave my bitch such a good puttocking yesterday.

by overdose101 June 23, 2008

Peacocking

The act of texting someone next to or near you about someone else slightly farther away.
- only applies if the person who is the subject of the conversation is in view and is none the wiser

Me and Alyssa were totally peacocking earlier, Meghan had no idea what was going on.

by P_cock December 21, 2008

Precocking

To spend a large amount of time preparing oneself for a night out. This is the initial stage to "peacocking".

Etymology derives from the dominant beauty of a peacock's feathers. One who precocks has generally spent a large amount of time making oneself physically pretty for a night or an event.

I looked better than everyone else last night at the party. I was 'precocking' for hours...I looked good.

by FuzzyDunlop July 6, 2011

pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.

A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.

by JasonASJ August 28, 2005

Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.

The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.

by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010

Peacocking

The act of a male tricking some one into thinking he has a bigger penis than he actually does. Similar to catfishing but only with the male reproductive organ.

Yo with this angle I can be peacocking some bitches!

by Clitmaster44 October 4, 2019