pitcher

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

Pitchers Mound

When having sex from behind. Pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. Immediately following yell "Strike!!! Your Out!"

I was with your mom last night and I finished with a pitchers mound.

by Booya(You know it!) December 29, 2010

readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

by dongleforker June 21, 2016

pitcher

1. n. a drug dealer of any kind, but most commonly used to refer to a marijuana dealer. On the southside of Atlanta "pitcher" refers specifically to an exstacy dealer

2. n. a pitcher of beer.

3. The person on the giving end in any sexual act, most commonly refers to the giver of gay anal sex

1. I just caught a sack from that pitcher on the corner.

2. Lets order another pitcher or two and get shit faced.

3. Sure Joe's gay but at least he's always the pitcher.

by Sugar J December 28, 2005

poacher

Some one who steals a girlfriend or girlfriend to be.

Alex poached Gregs chick and as a result they both got no action for the weekend.

by D. Rat May 28, 2005

Pitcher only (PO)

The hardest position to play in baseball. Has a horseback and can can hit dingers and field because they're the real athletes on the field, but their high school coach never lets them do anything else but throw the ball to prevent them from getting injured

Do you see that Pitcher only (PO)! He throwing straight gas and is dropping bombs and thongs!!

by A.Tony.G April 13, 2022

cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

by Fading Glory October 6, 2008