pre-pottermore depression

When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.

Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!

by pprofessional nargle stunwitch August 23, 2011

Postergirl

a well known/popular person who has full attention from everyone

grabs any spotlight

"Tiannas a Postergirl, look at all them people around her, shes dope"

by Tianna May 27, 2004

Pottermore

A place where it is impossible to 'find the magical quill'

Girl: Hey, let's go register for pottermore!
Boy: We gotta find the magical quill first

by meowmeowmeoww July 31, 2011

poshterior

The inside of an expensive car or the bum of a visibly rich person.

He placed his poshterior in the comfy leather seats that were standard in the poshterior of his new Rolls.

by Jag Silver December 1, 2009

Prosterior

Word synonymous with butt, behind, ass, tuchus, and yes also the more commonly used: posterior.

Emily was being a real pain in my prosterior.

by Bxs January 19, 2019

prosterior

A prosthetic posterior, aka a fake ass. Many claim there is no such thing, but that has not been proven.

Stop kissing the boss' prosterior!

by John2019 March 23, 2022

Posteraro

The last name of my true love. Anyone named Posteraro is da most sexii, loving, hot, sexii, funny, sexii, hot, enjoyable person you'll eva meet and fun to be around. This girl will turn you on like crazy, and you'll love whats on the outside AND the inside. True Love at first BEAUTIFUL sight. When you meet a Posteraro, your life will be changed forever.

Joe: Hey, what's up?
Paul: Whoa, i met a Posteraro yesterday. That's the most turned on i've been since the 6th grade. We're goin' out now, and my life is perfect.
Joe: DUUUUUUUUUDE! I'm so jealous! I hope to someday meet a Posteraro.

by ilovesexiippl April 11, 2009