postal abbreviation

an evil scheme devised by the postal system so that packages intended to me sent to maine end up in maryland

that goddamn post office still can't tell the difference between an E and a D. idiots

by Unknown August 4, 2003

postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

Postal service minute

A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.

Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.

by Dancing Bear December 30, 2005

postal service

Dumbass SHIT BAND seriosuly have you listened to this, seriously sit down and listen to it, if you actually hear the bullshit lyrics and the dopey music you will eventually be clawing out your ear lobes

ben g: wow what was I thinking this music sucks why would I subject people to this
Fan of p service: UUUhhhh Uuhhhh my iq is 55 and I am declared legally deaf no wonder I like this music

by MC - G cash a lot February 15, 2005

Postal Potential

A collogue or former coworkers potential to return to their former place of employment to reenact a Columbine like event.

Wow. Watch out when that guy gets laid off. His Postal Potential is very high.

by billardbb January 15, 2009

postal pack

Home grown marijuana moist and stilled seamed stretched and hend into thick globs most reject and disbelief its marijuana and in fact it is it comes from the hemp based plant know ass cannibas and is a stronger form of tetrahydrocanabino

Aye I just got that postal pack bro

by Drake_blake September 6, 2017

Postal Pickle

Trend initiated in Germany in the early 2010s, originating from the older rural hospitality custom of sending a guest home with a jar of pickles or other preserves. The recent modern practice of including a pickle with gifts of gratitude or invitation has been popularized in western European countries, the US, and Canada.

Earlier related adoptions in the west (US/CAN) include pickles accompanying deli sandwiches or other 'working man' lunches (particularly common in the US tri-state area, given the large European immigrant community).

Bro! You got a postal pickle?! That's so sweet, she must really want you back...

by postalfiend62 August 18, 2019