Possessed

When you become possessed you wear a bedsheet on your head.

That Mother****** is POSSESSED

by ChickenLasagna February 3, 2021

Possessed

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

demonic possession

when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.

Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

adverse possession

Refers to where one restless spirit that currently commands a person's body is being displaced by a competing entity that also desires control over said human.

In the famous movie "Ghost", Sam Wheat had to solicit tutelage from his saggy-eyed "lost soul" acquaintance in the subway before he could take adverse possession of Carl Bruner and Willie Lopez, and prevent them from committing additional crimes.

by QuacksO June 7, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Possessed by Conti

Absolute menace, loss of all memories, sometimes unconscious especially after substantial amount of drinking.

English: I couldn't remember this wine at all! I was possessed by Conti last night.

French: La vache, tu es possédé par conti totalement hier soir !
中文：我昨晚康帝附身，什么都不记得了

by vz123 June 3, 2025

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020