Poon Loon

A big ol butch bulldaggin' lezzie that's just a lunatic for the pussy!

Girl: Are you into eating snatch?
Bulldagger: Hell yeah lil momma, I'm a POON LOON!!

by Tugs1334 April 15, 2017

Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Thai Poon

Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.

Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.

She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.

by secf October 2, 2008

Party Poison

A character played by Gerard way who has red hair, a yellow mask and yellow pew pew guy that shoots lasers.
he is an amazing person who is apart of the killjoys or heros of battery city. but he unfortunately died in the second video, sing. RIP

Girl1: OMG party poison die in sing!
Girl2:im never going to be able to look at anything red.
Girl1:me two
walking
Girl2:a red pencil case
Girl1:a red sigh
they both start crying

by Party Poison RIP December 7, 2010

internet poisoning

When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.

"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"

"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes

by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020

Armani poonani

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

by markyspeaks April 18, 2005