not poser. not poser. Not poser. No, it's poseur. Get it straight!
1) somebody who acts like what they're not and pretends to be something.
2) a tag along. somebody who tries to be you or copies you. someone who tries to tag along with you and your friends.
1) somebody who acts like what they're not and pretends to be something.
2) a tag along. somebody who tries to be you or copies you. someone who tries to tag along with you and your friends.
1)
Sabrina: OMG, isn't Edward Cullen ah-mazing? He's so hot! I love the "Twilight" series!
Mandy: You haven't even read any of them. How can you say you like it?
2)
Mandy: (to friends) Hey, let's go to the mall today!
Sarah (friend): Awesome!
Alice: (friend) Awesome!
Sabrina: Oh, what should I wear?
Mandy: Go away, POSEUR!
Sabrina: OMG, isn't Edward Cullen ah-mazing? He's so hot! I love the "Twilight" series!
Mandy: You haven't even read any of them. How can you say you like it?
2)
Mandy: (to friends) Hey, let's go to the mall today!
Sarah (friend): Awesome!
Alice: (friend) Awesome!
Sabrina: Oh, what should I wear?
Mandy: Go away, POSEUR!
by Mary "Massie" Brandon January 24, 2009
Get the poseurmug. People who think they are cool but are not. someone who changes their personality so that other people will think they are cooler. a poseur changes their appearance over 1 summer or so. aka getting an entirly new wardrobe just so they can dress like the people they want to be like.
by missing in action July 26, 2005
Get the poseurmug. someone who has no idea what the fuck they're supposed to like, so they like what evryone else likes, and they DONT KNOW SHIT about whatever it is. It makes them look like total fags. usually try to skate and say that bands like Good Charlotte and Avril are punk.
"dude, look at joe, he's such a poseur, that little fag can't even ollie, look at his gay little good charlotte shirt".
by sir-j February 25, 2004
Get the poseurmug. Correct spelling of the more commonly used "poser."
One who dresses a certain way for the fashion, but does not listen to the music (applies to many genres of music including punk, ska, indie, metal, etc.)
One who wears skateboarding clothes or shoes, but doesnt skate.
For the Emo bullshit out there:
Most "emo," "scene," or "fashion core" kids (who almost always label themselves) fall under the catergory of poseurs. This is because most of them are only preps in disguise. *There are however, some respectable kids who listen to this genre (or very similar genres) who have liked the bands longer than this emo fad has been around. but for the fake poseurs: Cry me a river--then drown in it.
Some of the most annoying faggots ever. They're extremely fake. They will kill your music and turn it into some kind of fucking fad in anyway they can. Then you see it on MTV--the preppiest channel there is, and you want to kill someone.
FUCK POSEURS.
One who dresses a certain way for the fashion, but does not listen to the music (applies to many genres of music including punk, ska, indie, metal, etc.)
One who wears skateboarding clothes or shoes, but doesnt skate.
For the Emo bullshit out there:
Most "emo," "scene," or "fashion core" kids (who almost always label themselves) fall under the catergory of poseurs. This is because most of them are only preps in disguise. *There are however, some respectable kids who listen to this genre (or very similar genres) who have liked the bands longer than this emo fad has been around. but for the fake poseurs: Cry me a river--then drown in it.
Some of the most annoying faggots ever. They're extremely fake. They will kill your music and turn it into some kind of fucking fad in anyway they can. Then you see it on MTV--the preppiest channel there is, and you want to kill someone.
FUCK POSEURS.
tara: OMG DID YOU GET YOUR NEW RAMONES SHIRT SARAH?!
sarah (confused): well, i looked it up on the internet, but i only found some kind of like gothic metal rock band? ewww! like whats up with that?! where'd you get your ramones shirt?!
tara: oh...I'm not sure why you found that in your search lol. I got my shirt at hottopic.com!
skater 1: yo dude, ollie up that curb.
skater 2: okay *pushes very wobbly, bends knees, pops, ollies, bails, bleeds*
sarah (confused): well, i looked it up on the internet, but i only found some kind of like gothic metal rock band? ewww! like whats up with that?! where'd you get your ramones shirt?!
tara: oh...I'm not sure why you found that in your search lol. I got my shirt at hottopic.com!
skater 1: yo dude, ollie up that curb.
skater 2: okay *pushes very wobbly, bends knees, pops, ollies, bails, bleeds*
by heroin bob April 16, 2005
Get the poseurmug. A person who tries too hard to fit in with a group of people by acting, talking and dressing the way the people of that particular group do. They also pretend to like everything the people like and agree with everything they say.
My friend is such a poseur. She tries to be punk by saying she likes Good Charlotte, but has never heard of the Distillers or Rancid or even Slipknot.
by Syd October 17, 2004
Get the poseurmug. Amanda trys to dresses up like a punk person because everyone else is. But yet Amanda likes Avril Lavinge, Newfound Glory, Simple Plan and Good Charlotte.
by The Demented One January 2, 2004
Get the poseurmug. carl Barat in any photo with a fag or
some indie kid: 'carl barats poseur fag in mouth thing is boring
some other indie kid : 'Yeah'
some indie kid: 'carl barats poseur fag in mouth thing is boring
some other indie kid : 'Yeah'
by Gaylert February 1, 2008
Get the poseurmug.