Portugese Icypole

A gift that involves one excreting a cable (poo) of at least 6 inches and placing the cable in aluminium foil and freezing it. The frozen cable is presented as a gift in frozen form.

"Gus is planning on giving me a Portugese Icypole for my birthday..I can't wait"

by Griff N. Dawe. April 9, 2008

portugese snowblower

The act of receiving an oral cumshot and blowing it back at your partner, trying to cover as many parts of their body in semen as possible

When Becky found out I fucked her sister, she waited until we had sex and then gave me the old portugese snowblower

by Guilbeaubaggins June 8, 2016

Portugese Cyclops

A sexual act in which one partner inserts his penis underneath the other's eyelid.

A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!

by Oscitant September 27, 2011

portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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by gooentak March 5, 2007

Portugese Meatloaf

Start by going fishing with a lady off the coast of Portugal, and when she isn't looking you sneak up behind her and fuck her in the ass with a deep sea fishing pole until she starts to bleed. Collect the blood and shit mixture and keep it in a mason jar for safe keeping. Once she is unconscious from blood loss, beat her body with the catch of the day and then cover her in the blood and shit mixture from earlier like the ketchup on top of a meatloaf. Leave her out in the hot Portuguese sun to allow the mixture to bake on to her skin. Sail back to port and round up 2 native sweaty, poor, and stupid Portuguese sailers. Lure them on board with the promise of fresh fish and meatloaf. Once on board proceed to have sex with the unconscious woman in all of her orifices. Finally lock the Portuguese sailers in the cabin with the body, call the police, and leave.

I gotta find a boat, I feel like making Portugese Meatloaf tonight.

by sixteenoeight May 25, 2011

Gritter Posture

when your swag is beautiful .

i got on my gritter posture today.

by Ke-lo G March 29, 2011

portugese breakfast

Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.

"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"

by Matuea October 9, 2006