A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.
"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...
"To buy you a drink," I said.
"A real swinger," she said, sneering.
Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!
"That's better," she replied.
And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."
Coolest fucking book ever.
"To buy you a drink," I said.
"A real swinger," she said, sneering.
Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!
"That's better," she replied.
And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."
Coolest fucking book ever.
by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005
Get the portnoy's complaint mug.A new high school in the bubble. Where all the rich Asians whine about getting 99% in AP Calc and where all the flat tube top wearing hoes take APUSH. Kids there think that they're getto and better than the rest of the kids in Irvine. Let's be fr, the worst thing they've done is probably puff once. I bet it was watermelon too. The freshman and sophomore guys ALWAYS go for the 7-8th grade girls that go to a neighboring middle school. That leaves the underclassmen thots all lonely, doesn't it? Don't worry, they have the seniors and the UCI boys to fuck wit. PHS thinks their football team is the shit, even though most games only the try-hard to fit in Asians and the middle schoolers show up. Everyones toxic and a girl losing her virginity is considered a felony at the school. The teachers are old farts that yell at you for saying ok boomer and the school is so unprotected that anyone could walk on campus at any given time and shoot the whole thing down. But hey this is Irvine we're talking about. Our curfew is 8:30 and the cops that do nothing but patrol the parks with their fucking rich poodles. If they see you out (like throwing away the garbage or sum shit) they finna take you down to the station. Back to PHS, the school is hell and its basically prison in high school form.
Chad: You go to Portola High School right?
Cheong: Hell yea! Our school is so swag I saw a freshman vaping!
Cheong: Hell yea! Our school is so swag I saw a freshman vaping!
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The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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A hydrogen atom has 1 proton and no neutrons.
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Person A: That kid is such a foig.
Person B: Portoccini?
Person A: PORTO-CCINI!
Person A: Dude...why didn't you do the TECH project?
Person B: I was too busy wacking my Portoccini.
Person A: PORTO-CCINI!
Person B: Portoccini?
Person A: PORTO-CCINI!
Person A: Dude...why didn't you do the TECH project?
Person B: I was too busy wacking my Portoccini.
Person A: PORTO-CCINI!
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