Porkchop Sandwiches

To leave an area expediently and with considerable haste.

Man, as soon as this meeting is through, its porkchop sandwiches for me.

by Michael Oakes September 4, 2005

Porkchop Ugly

so ugly you have to hang a porkchop around her neck even just to get the dog to play with her.

Oh dear god she's nasty, like porkchop ugly to the maximum limit.

or

She looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, lost her balance, and hit every branch on the way down.

or

her repulsiveness goes all the way to 11.

by vinnyfrye May 3, 2009

porkchop sandwiches

sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.

but its one funny ass quote :D

*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"

GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by unusu-al June 2, 2004

porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

by elves June 28, 2004

porkchop coochie

ugly pussy; stinky coochie; vagina thats has been ran through so many times it takes the shape of a porkchop

1) mayn shawty pussy looked liked a fried po'k chop... she had dat porkchop coochie.
2) she got dat porkchop coochie, that shit was nasty.

by mac sluGz July 2, 2008

Porkchop Porn

A form of porn that involves larger girls.

I like that porkchop porn. Big bitches with titties and ass. no skinny bitches.

by TidwellDennis January 22, 2009

Porkchop Fat

Vagina lips hanging out of the side of a heavy girls daisy dukes

Hey Mr.D chech\k out that fat girls porkchop fat!

by iceman79 June 30, 2011