Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

oops poops

N.The accidental crapping of ones pants due to laughing uncontrollably or attempting to fart.

Man, Rob told me a joke so funny and the next thing you know I found an oops poops in my pants.

by iSkateWhoa May 30, 2008

poopish

adj. one that feels bad; a term to describe something that isn't very good. Commonly used sarcastically.

This St. Nick's Shastas is pretty poopish.

You work today? That's pretty poopish.

by Jodans February 5, 2008

Mista Poopsa

The main character from Albert Reynold's epic, "The Way of the Poopsa". His malevolent trickery is notorious throughout the novel, and his reputation precedes him, causing him mishaps throughout his journey. He meets his horrid, but well deserved, end at the hands of a cruel thief whom Mista Poopsa had indirectly caused grief to earlier in his life. His name has become a term which is coined as an adjective in many educational institutions which have the book in its curriculum, to describe those with ill-willed feelings towards another.

"Hey Tony, I know Joe has been such a Mista Poopsa to you, but don't get too angry"

"My mom has been such a Mista Poopsa lately."

by MistaPoopsaFan69 April 14, 2010

Dicus Poopsac

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test

When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.

by Mr Lister May 23, 2010

poopass

1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.

1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?

by Poopass1 May 9, 2009

poopse

(v) To fart. Euphemism regularly heard growing up in Upper Midwest among people of German ancestry.

Who poopsed?

by Googster July 14, 2009