Porosity

The amount of porousness of a material, its ability to absorb fluids.

That weed has such a high porosity i dipped it in pcp and it soaked up half my vial.

by jpdot December 17, 2012

Proposity

An occurrence or action carried out by another individual that is preposterous

“You saying that I slept with that woman is an absolute proposity”

by Sharkbaitwhohaha November 25, 2018

Pomposity

Acting like you have moral superiority over people who are smarter than you.

Your pomposity outdoes your intelligence in that you have no intelligence.

by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016

ooga buga poopity scoop

POOOPITY SCOOOPITY

bob dylan ooga buga poopity scoop

by ghost reaper September 23, 2018

The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.

Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."

by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005

proposition

An indecent offer. An offer that would preclued marriage.

To say that if we get married we will have separate vacations is a proposition.

by EvaLissens September 17, 2009

proposition 81

when a girl(dirty hoe-bag slut) is chilling with a group of guys and it is proposed that she give head to all in the room; head around the horn

After blowin' some rails, me and my boys requested a proposition 81 from our friendly whore Sofia.

by p-diddles February 11, 2004