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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.
Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)
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Poop sock pussy

When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy
"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"
by Milkyduds September 23, 2025
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Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy
"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"
by Milkyduds September 23, 2025
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Ali-a poop sock

When Ali-a sneaks in your house and poops in your sock
Omg I just got hit by a Ali-a poop sock
by Sorbic April 12, 2020
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When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper
When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?
by skywar1514 January 22, 2020
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National smell your friends poop sock day

Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”
by SussierTick April 8, 2022
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