poontache

Originates from le pub. Defined as batty moustache sported by a poon.

"oh 'eck Jill, look at that poontache!"

"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom trimming me poontache."

by le fool December 2, 2004

poopstache

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.

Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.

by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008

poostache

a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with poop.

"that faggot ass white boy has a poostache"

by ianis rad, ben ben, c dawgs. March 19, 2004

Pornstache

George Mendez from Orange Is The New Black. Known for his disgustingly freaky facial hair.

"Oh you know, I got some dope off pornstache."
"How did you do that?"
"Eh, just did a little sexual favor"

by AcrimonicAurax July 19, 2019

Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Poontachet

A females genitalia

Hey Rob did you smell Amy’s Poontachet today? I almost passed out when I walked past her!

by Motorboat69 October 5, 2021

poosnatcher

A person who picks up feces, usually that of ones own animal.

Dude, Cindy is a poosnatcher! She picked up like five pounds of feces today from her yard that Fido left for her.

by Kerfnky May 25, 2010