pooner

1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity

Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner

by jarja May 25, 2011

pooner

An evening out on the town looking for easy women.

Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.

by druu9 May 10, 2010

Pooner

A pooner is known as a saggy vagina.

Melissa is such a hoe and has a huuuge pooner man.

by tori has a nice pooner! July 4, 2011

pooner

a cute, adorable young child that is stupid in a funny way.

what a pooner

by Vic!ous December 3, 2017

Pooner

A slang or term describing someone preferably Sikh (religion) Or someone from Punjab, A north state of India.

Are you from Punjab India you pooner

by richcool June 2, 2018

Pooner

It means someone who doesn't shower often and smells like the vaginal part of a woman

Eww shes such a pooner

by WordsbyWill May 28, 2019

Pooner

That ridiculous glass size in the middle of a South Aussie Schooner & Pint to rip us off. Can still apply to the East coast pot & schooner situation. Often between 360-400ml. Yes Sydney have a Schmiddy but that's 350ml and just not a fun name.

I asked for a pint, not a bloody Pooner you heathen scum!

by Pickle Mick July 9, 2019