pooner pals

when two women have slept with the same man, they become pooner pals. It is the female equivalent of the wiener cousin

Oh shit, you slept with bobby?! I hit that like 2 years ago...that makes us pooner pals!!!

by xxSea Doggiexx August 07, 2009

pooner

a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!

My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!

by Jill February 21, 2005

Pooner Awareness

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings

" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"

by trojun April 15, 2019

pooner pals

The result of poo transference during double penetration. When the pooner drops out of the anus and touches the penis that is ravaging the vagina, both penises become pooner pals

John and Jermaine doubled up on Cindy. John tagging the b-hole and Jermaine ravaging the vajayjay. John was getting so rough that his filthy pooner popped out and smeared pooge on Jermaine's cock, forever labeling them pooner pals.

by filthy spitfire March 27, 2010

pooner

a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.

a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!

by dan and ben February 09, 2003

pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010

pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.

I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!

by Crampy September 30, 2006