Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)

(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"

by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009

pounded her down

When you pounded the bitch down until she says "I can't take it anymore" ... You make the bitch submit to the super d... You bossed up on that pussy..... Aka "p@co" super d.. Boss uuuppp

Damn Paco pounded her down last night... He's hands down the best Dick I have ever had and will

by #*PACOPUSSYPOUNDN*# April 23, 2018

pounded

Drunk to the point of no return.

Kyle got pounded on Schlitz and Yager last weekend.

by Wile. E November 11, 2004

pooned

Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."

E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"

I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.

"My napalm grenade burninated your ass, POONED!"

"P()()|\|3|)"

by Hatz aka ( )-N-S-|_-A-U-G-]-[-T aka Oleoresin Capsicum October 11, 2005

poondeck

a deck used to yell at the opposite sex, drink, and a place to be rude and lude.

Wow that's a nice poondeck!
How did he get stephanie's number? He was on the poondeck? Oh, that explains it.

by Kevin Foy September 14, 2007

Poondiddler

one who is trained in the art of diddling poon.

one who pleases women through fingerbanging

"That Patrick sure is an expert poondiddler"

by turdmasterflex April 8, 2009

Poondemic

When coronavirus spreads via sexual transmission.

The president just declared travel restrictions due to this poondemic.

by hibbityjibbity March 12, 2020