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poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK
hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work
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A nickname which you call your best friend or someone you really love. A nickname that many people use for their best friend
Girl or Boy 1: Oh my god hey pookie

Girl or Boy 2: His pookie bear
Pookie by Sup3rN0v44 July 3, 2023
Whatever the speaker wishes it to mean
“You’re a god damn Poobis”

“Look it’s a wild Poobis”
“I love Poobis”
Poobis by Shrek’s left nut March 8, 2019

pookie pie 

a pet name given to a partner/ true love
pookie pie by pookiepie November 6, 2005

plokijuhygtfrdeswaq 

When your SOOOOOO bored you just randomely type this sort of stuff maybe in new tab, docs, chat or literally anywhere! You probably searched this up on urban dictionary cause your bored RIGHT NOW.
You've probably also typed- qwertyuiop or asdfghjkl and maybe even plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz (you have to admit it's true...)
plokijuhygtfrdeswaq just plokijuhygtfrdeswaq
Female nipples being clearly and prominently visible through clothing. It is a common fetish of sports photographers, and men, who will often go as far as to offer to rub dry ice onto the chests of female tennis players, between sets.
NUDITY REPORT: Brunkhorst shows buns in a lengthy undressing scene. She also has a see-through after she vomits wine all over herself and has some pokies.
pokies by jojodict December 28, 2005