Pooch Table

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.

Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.

by Crussty3D December 20, 2021

Pooch Suit

The Pooch Suit aka "Sun Dress", is a new fashion weapon heavy set woman use to conceal their sometimes deceiving stomach pooches. Over weight middle aged college girls have really began to use this weapon to their advantage during the late night party scene. When woman wear the pooch suit refer to them as "inpregneto" for they are able to hide an object the size of a baby.

Me: " Dude, I woke up next to big Bertha this morning"

Friend: "Why did you go home with her? She is huge!"

Me: "I had no Idea she was big that Pooch Suit she had on made her look like a damn twig".

by Big C Daddy1 June 21, 2009

poochies

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016

Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010

poochaw!

When you are ramming your rock hard rod into a nice lady’s chocolate silly slide, and you pull out for a momentary reprieve, you glance down and see that a small chunk of colon batter has lodged itself onto the tip of your purple headed one eyed monster... this becomes a three part process going forward. 1 remain calm you are not the first person this has happened to. 2 reach down and pick up her bra that she has discarded at the beginning of this vile deed and wipe off the anal paste using said bra. 3 proceed to kinkyly whip her whore ass with the now shit smeared bra while yelling at the top of your lungs “POOCHAW”!!!

Hey Ben, how did last night go?? It was great! I gave tawny the ol poochaw!!

by OL JACK BURTON December 19, 2018

pocha

A Mexican-American female (Chicana) with a limited Spanish vocabulary and speaks with a clear Americanized accent.

Karen's friends often call her a pocha or white girl because she has trouble finding words when speaking in Spanish. She has a clear accent and often speaks in spanglish, interchanging words in English and Spanish.

by Chicanita November 18, 2006

Podchat

pod·chat /'päd·chat/ n. 1. a podcast featuring a discussion with listeners where listeners submit questions through a website, like a traditional web-based chat.

"I just caught the latest podchat with Stewie Griffin of the Family Guy."

by Dan Whiting July 16, 2008