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Pontiac Aztek

One of the most ugliest cars to ever roll out of GM. The overall design looks horrible, but don't let the ugliness fool you. It has a decent top speed, a powerful V6 engine and not to mention its very roomy too. If you bought yours new, there's a chance it came with a camping tent you can attach to the back lift gate. Some people claim this car to basically be a Pontiac Montana on crack. It has actually seen an increase in popularity due to Walter White driving one on Breaking Bad.
Guy 1: Hey what kind of car are you driving?

Guy 2: A Pontiac Aztek.

Guy 1: That thing looks ugly as Hell!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well sit in this thing and then tell me what you think!

Guy 1: Holy crap! This thing is so comfortable I take back what I said!
by Firebirdy1999 July 6, 2014
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Pontiac Silverdome

An abandoned stadium in Pontiac, Michigan. It has hosted the Detroit Lions, Detroit Pistons, some Soccer teams, and several football bowl games. After the Lions left in 2001, nothing significant really happened there. In April 2010, it reopened but nothing has happened there yet. It is a good example of the failure of Pontiac, Michigan.
The Pontiac Silverdome?, more like the Pontiac Shitdome.
by klingadingding December 14, 2010
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pontiac

Poor ol' nigga thinks its a cadilac
U see a nigga drivn in a pontiac
by Trystian March 29, 2008
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pontita

Bryan: Hunter's art was pontita. Wyatt's work was bad.
by BaseGodBalsheet January 19, 2017
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pontianak

a girl who in a particular situation resembles a ghost or witch. originally a malaysian legend about a female vampire known as the pontianak.
tell claire to tie her hair up...she looks like some pontianak with her hair down
by blue May 10, 2004
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pontification

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006
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pontiac

That GRP ripped that caddilac off the block, damn did u see that shit fly.
by V November 25, 2003
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