One of the most ugliest cars to ever roll out of GM. The overall design looks horrible, but don't let the ugliness fool you. It has a decent top speed, a powerful V6 engine and not to mention its very roomy too. If you bought yours new, there's a chance it came with a camping tent you can attach to the back lift gate. Some people claim this car to basically be a Pontiac Montana on crack. It has actually seen an increase in popularity due to Walter White driving one on Breaking Bad.
Guy 1: Hey what kind of car are you driving?
Guy 2: A Pontiac Aztek.
Guy 1: That thing looks ugly as Hell!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well sit in this thing and then tell me what you think!
Guy 1: Holy crap! This thing is so comfortable I take back what I said!
Guy 2: A Pontiac Aztek.
Guy 1: That thing looks ugly as Hell!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well sit in this thing and then tell me what you think!
Guy 1: Holy crap! This thing is so comfortable I take back what I said!
by Firebirdy1999 July 6, 2014
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Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
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Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
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