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Pontianak 

stupid ass retard who thinks his car is fast, even though my stock acura legend, thats a sedan four doors, will smoke it any day, and also he is an idiot in general for owning a mustang, if he only knew how gay they are he would burn it in his front yard
example 1.i went out racing on a saturday night, there were 2 girls in a 1992 mustang gt,they thought it would be funny to race me, they lost
example 2. i went out on a sunday evening and saw a convertable 1990 mustang, i thought it would be funny to race them and beat them, it was
Pontianak by demus December 31, 2003

Anggrek Mekar Pontianak 

Figurative term of "rosebud". There's no actual correlation between "anggrek mekar" (blooming orchid) in Pontianak city with rosebud. The term may be created by a troll to give people curiosity and lead them to see a picture of rosebud. This term is part of gay jokes in Indonesia.
A: Coba search Anggrek Mekar Pontianak
B: Bjirr bisa gitu ya pantat nya 😐

poutanaki 

A greek word for "Little whore", all young girls are one, older women used to be that but now they are simply poutanes (whores)
Also it could mean something in Japanese, but it doesn't.
Eisai to poutanaki mou?
Poutanaki!
Ai gamisou poutanaki
poutanaki by podogliftis December 26, 2005

poutanaki 

word used for little bitch in greek.
Ti eisai? Poutanaki!
poutanaki by Akis May 28, 2004

Pontian fc 

pontian fc are the worst in the league, they're a shithole!
Pontian fc by pontianfchaterz June 26, 2021
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