Potaterminus

A potato of which has been left in the ground for too long and infected by the roots of plants around it. Once it enters this phase, it sprouts out of the ground and begins terrorizing people around it. The Potaterminus is not only infectious to other potatoes, but people too. Common symptoms that occur after contact with the Potaterminus include (but are not limited to) small brown spots across the body, traces of starch in blood, and a potato-like tone to skin, no matter the race. The Potaterminus' goals are unknown, but it does appear to be fully alive and is extremely hostile towards anything that breathes.

Brian: William, did you remember to harvest the potatoes this morning?
William: ...
Brian: So they wouldn't start rotting and possibly become a Potaterminus?
William: ...Uuh-
Brian: Well?
William: Yyyeah, no, we're fucked.

by mirrormanwastaken November 30, 2021

Potate

The act of becoming a potato. Requires heavy amounts of drugs

My boy just made some brownies tonight, you trying to potate tonight?

by wild wildebeast November 12, 2017

baked potate

a wendys baked potato

thinking chili and a baked potate

by knotsandivy January 9, 2010

Pontatoes

jumping up and down on world of warcraft and ignoring your girlfriend

my girlfriend : i wanna cuddle
me : pontatoes!

by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011

Potatoes gonna potate

A derogatory saying towards people with disabilities. Mainly Down Syndrome. A really fucked up way to describe someone with down syndrome.

Look at that kid, she's got something wrong with her!

Potatoes gonna potate man.

by MTUDefines September 25, 2015

Potateo

1. Someway to break and awkward silence.

2.The Irish version of 'Potato' (Sorry if I offended you. It's only a joke)

3. A food that makes, chips, crisps and other potato substances.

1. **The scene is very awkward**

"POTATEO!!"

People laugh and it isn't awkward anymore.

by PurpleFreak48 July 20, 2011

Pentatexter

When someone responds to your text message not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 times without a response on your part. Obviously trying to salvage a conversation that should not continue.

5x repeat texter.

Do you think he realizes that if I didn't respond the first time, I probably won't the fifth time? The fact that he's a pentatexter make him a whole new level of creepy.

I tried to get rid of him by telling him my military boyfriend came home, but he's a pentatexter... he's relentless.

by Elizabeth Mizzou December 19, 2011