Poning

Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.

"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.

by ******** May 19, 2006

Poned

The act of losing badly in a game.

The inexperienced player was poned by the veteran.

by Mercer October 28, 2003

poned

A term used in the computer game Counter-Strike indicating that one of the opposing players has gotten killed and severely got beaten. Everybody used to say "owned" until someone mispelled it by accidentally putting a "p" instead of an "o" making the word look like "pwned" but people just decided to say "poned" because it sounds much cooler.

Dude, I just totally poned you!

by Dana Lee June 1, 2005

Poned

to get owned in something like a videogame

Harman got poned by Nicholas in Madden

Harman: 0

Nicholas: 53

by falcons#1 February 8, 2008

Pone

To consistenly try to hard when hitting on the opposite sex. To become a creep.

Adam T. got poned by the hippie girl when he tried to make out with her in the bar.

by Dimitri Nichols August 27, 2008

pone

To take over (a task or responsibility) from someone else.
To make a unilateral decision to assign yourself as the person to resolve an issue.

Ryan's just going to pone the JIRA ticket from Peter.

by AndrewMcL April 16, 2009

Poned

The annoying sensation received when having to take off a onesie in order to take a dump.

Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!

by Puffnipuff June 5, 2014