Coffee Pandemic

In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.

"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"

by R Russell February 25, 2010

The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.

"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"

by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021

Pondenavian

A Pondenavian is someone who enjoys anything stereotypically edgy. Different from traditional Emos and goths, the Pondenavian also enjoys anything they consider to be indie or underground. Usually they flaunt their interests to anyone who will listen, boasting their superior taste in music, art, and games.

Dude, Ken is being such a Pondenavian.

I know, he's basically president of the Pondenavians.

by JohnThicc November 15, 2019

Ponder

A mouthbreather who is also a handsome tall young guy

Person 1- Look at Ponder over there

Person 2 - what’s a ponder?
Person 1 - a tall handsome guy who’s dumb and hard to talk to because of it

by Pimp me April 2, 2021

Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009