Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Rusty Poncho

What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.

Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.

by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022

poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

wet poncho

The act of reusing a condom.

I ran out of condoms so I had to use a wet poncho.

by wet poncho villa July 27, 2014

Poncho Patata

A way of living that simply means being a lazy couch Potato.

Poncho Patata all day!

by Leader of Poncho Patatas January 3, 2011

Penis Poncho

A condom in which is far to large for the individuals penis, and is loose like a poncho

The small asain man put on a magnum, he was sporting a huge penis poncho

by Brian H and Danny S August 27, 2009

turtle ponchos

A turtle that looks like a poncho and a poncho that looks like a turtle, a very good dessert.

Turtle Ponchos are very good.

by CHANCLA THROWER May 1, 2018