Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu
by ZenitYerkes December 22, 2009
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they have no sense of humor.
they have no sense of humor.
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not a politician, but one has the potential to become one later. one who displays the characteristics of a politician, i.e., lying, cheating, use of rhetoric to confuse one's agenda. But is not actually elected to a public office.
by gYoOfUuRcSkELF October 31, 2007
Get the proto-politician mug.a piece of shit who has no idea whats good for regualr working- class people just himself and his rich friends. The politician has never spent 1 minute in the real world and makes up ridiculous policies and raises taxes so high so he can go to europe in the summer.
Oh yeah they lie all the time too
Oh yeah they lie all the time too
by money bagz May 22, 2007
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A politician once said that half of the members of the senate are liars. When he was asked to apologize, he said that half of the members of the senate are not liars.
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Get the give birth to a politician mug.Politicians become successful by obtaining an elected position in public office. This requires a series of strategic lie telling in an utmost convincing manner. A successful politician must first tell a convincing series of lies to gain favor in a political party. Then, another series of lies must be told to financial backers to gain funds to run for a position in public office. Finally, a politician must tell another series of often conflicting lies to the general public to win votes for election. This process of successful lie telling eliminates all honesty from the profession, which has become a requirement of a position in public office.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
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