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Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
by Chrish77 February 3, 2020
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Poesplaas

A dedicated, enclosed space, designed for the cultivation and indoctrination of prime, a-grade Poes.

Place of Origin: Legend tells of this majestic location deep inside Steenberg Office Park.

See also: “Poes” ; “Plaas”

Used in a sentence:
Welcome to the Poesplaas, where the poeses run wild and free - are you a sexy poes, just like me.”
by (The Real) Mr Muff February 25, 2022
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Pokespe

A manga otherwise known as 'Pokemon Special' or 'Pokemon Adventures' is pokemon game-based and is authored by Hidenori Kusaka
Have you read Pokespe yet? It's so cool!
by Tardisbuilder June 29, 2014
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Poked Out

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.
Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!
by heyitsgray August 13, 2011
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Ma se poes

(vulg) Afrikaans commonly used curse between South Africans. Translation meaning ' your mother's cunt'.
by Dirty Saffa January 21, 2011
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slow poke

a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.
"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"
by Pufferzzz December 6, 2007
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jou ma se poes

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes
by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004
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