when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone
John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013
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To have a fowl smell on ones pinky from anal fingering, commonly associated with two in the pink one in the stink
by creater-stinky-pinky September 8, 2015
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This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...
...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!
This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...
...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!
Jon pinky promised Bob that he would remember to give him a ride to the airport.
Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.
That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.
This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.
Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.
That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.
This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.
by MrGreen1912 November 17, 2010
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Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.
Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.
by Inva Derbo Ots September 29, 2006
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Bar 1-7: Atmospheric Pad
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern
Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.
Bar 7-8: Volume automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 9-15: Repeat Atmospheric Pad
Bar 16: Repeat automated 8th/16th beat cue
Bar 17: Cut and Paste (flat) 2 step kick/snare beat pattern
Also included: Casio sounding Plinky Plonk synth presets, misplaced high reaching vocal/lyric, distorted bass stabs, trumpet samples.
by Earshot May 14, 2010
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(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords
(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords
My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.
by BeardedFatass January 11, 2004
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