Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

Poffee

The Welwyn vernacular for Coffee

Hey, lets get together for a Poffee on Tuesday

by KrispyK April 25, 2011

poffing

When you are on POF (plenty of fish) website trying to mack

"Hey man", what you doing on your cell phone texting?"

Naw dawg..."I'm poffing

by papirazzi November 5, 2013

piff poff

Something an idiot says.

Fuggle: "Piff poff!"

by bagheadinc December 9, 2008

pofos

A variation of mofo; pofos stands for pee on feeto's. Basically someone who is into feet and peeing on them.

Keep your feet away from Mike girls, he is into pofos.

by ihavedirt April 15, 2008

poffers

The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)

Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers

by misskittykool September 28, 2009

POSFOC

Piece of Shit Full of Crap, to define the a mountain of crap, from which being a piece of shit aint good enough.

Hey Emily, stop being a POSFOC.

by TKLEE July 16, 2006