Spooky Poet

Spooky Poet is basically the same as goth. They're people usually between the age of 15 - 25 who dress mostly in black and color their hair (usually black or purple). They're usually very pail and hang out in packs to protect themselves from ridicule. They dress like this as a way of coping with being either a little creepy, nerdy or just plain awkward in their teenage or young adult years. This condition is usually just a phase. They enjoy reading, poetry, music, dungeons and dragons, star wars, twightie, etc.

The Cure concert was a Spooky Poet fest.

Check out the Spooky Poet with the knee high doc martens and black lipstick, nice purple hair, Casper.

by DirtyKurty September 7, 2010

Sand Poet

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Dead Poet's Society

A movie/book about a group of rich and extremely smart boys who have been taught all their lives that free-thinking is bad and that you should just conform and be like everyone elce. Until one day a man named John Keating comes in and teaches them English in a way that only allows free-thinking. He teaches the boy about perspective and how to find there voice and express there opinions. But sadly not all the boy in his class are able to do so. (See Neil Perry.)

The movie Dead Poet's Society is a great movie to learn about being yourself.

by Gigi.girl.12345 June 30, 2011

Shithouse Poet

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.

I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write

by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010

shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

artist vs poet

An awesome pop-punk band descending from Dallas, Texas. The band consists of 5 members: Tarcy Thomason (vocals), Craig Calloway (guitar), Joe Kirkland (guitar), Joe Westbrook (drums), and Jason Dean (bass). Their tour manager is a lamb/sheep with the name of Milton Dean, which Jason forgets to bring on tour! So as a replacement, they must use their pet hippo, Jacoby. This group of guys is usually talked by 2 common females by the names of Audrey and Anyssa. You can frequently find them commenting on their myspace.

CAUTION: Artist Vs Poet may burst into random screaming!

Anyssa: Hey did you hear about that awesome band?
Audrey: Oh! Artist Vs Poet?
Anyssa: YEAH! that one! I just commented Tarcy, JoeK, Craig, JoeW, Jason, and Milton!
Audrey: OHHH ME TOO!

by freakinaudsomeeee December 27, 2008