Polish Mine Detector

Polish Mine Detector
The Polish mine detector is an innovation which dates back to The WWII. The PMD is without doubt the most famous Polish innovation ever and this is not a coincidence - an average Polish individual has got two Polish mine detectors.
The Catholicism secures the production to fill needs over the mine fields worldwide. Though these devices are considered as hi-tech, still they're relatively cheap due to the mass production.
The humanity hasn't died yet, thanks to the PMD!

Media mogul Ted Turner once stated a rhetoric question to his audience while kicking his leg in the air:
"Ever seen a Polish mine detector.."

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by O.W.H. October 23, 2012

polish hot lunch

Eating and then defecating a mixture of perogies and cabbage procured in Pittsburgh into someone's mouth. Referenced in a WDVE skit.

I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.

by erock3030 November 4, 2014

polish lodger

often referred to as "angry polish lodger"

the massive shit you have to take the morning after a night out boozing

impossible to ignore, painful to suppress

joe: how's your angry polish lodger?
jason: he's fumin' mate

by my-tongue-fell-out March 2, 2013

polish steamboat

When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor

my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat

by bigpoppajew April 20, 2015

Polish Pounder

When you get fucked so hard by a polish guy you actually get stupider with every stroke that polish thunder fucker is giving you or a very large hot dog like sandwich with melted cheese

Uhhh I think I got a polish pounder last night cuz I don't remember how to tie my shoes

by Peterbilt4all May 4, 2017

Piss and Polish

When one urinates while brushing their teeth to save time or to simply have fun.

I was running late for work so I got shit done by using the piss and polish.

by supersturi February 17, 2010

Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

by henryj May 12, 2006