Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 28, 2021

Pussy Poacher

A person that tries to have sex with someone their friend is sleeping with.

Your friend slid in my dms mad thirsty, he’s a pussy poacher.

by Ascendingtemptest April 30, 2019

Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 01, 2021

The Lincolnshire Poacher

A shortwave number station where this donny reads out numbers to British Spy’s.

Bloody ‘ell we need to listen to the Lincolnshire Poacher.

by ChewieTheHusky June 05, 2022

playground poacher

Someone who is into underage persons

She went out with a younger individual therefore she is a playground poacher

by swag4tron November 10, 2014

couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 08, 2011

Party Poacher

Someone who has nothing to do and asks you where all the hottest parties and events are throughout the year.

or

A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.

Party Poacher: Yo! Whats happening tonight?

Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!

by Deon Tae August 07, 2009