Pouche

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009

Breakfast pouch

A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.

Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?

Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.

by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011

Broccoli Steam Pouch

The act of placing hot, sweaty, hairy, testicles on the forehead of an unwilling participant.

I was playing dodgeball all day outside in the hot sun and then I gave my girlfriend a Broccoli Steam Pouch.

by Dirk L January 9, 2009

Puchario

A made up insult that caucasions can use when a hispanic-american is talking crap about them in Spanish. The word is meant to confuse the spanish speaker so they can't speak badly about the opposite races anymore in their own langauge.

Jose - "Aye, gringo, chinga tu madre!jajaja...joto."

Nathan - " Shut up you fuckin' puchario"

Jose - "What?"

Nathan - "Ya you heard me"

by Rurr Murr September 14, 2007

Phuch

Phuch is the terminology used to express the true power of the word fuck in a fun way.

PHUCH you ya dirty Phucher, Go play hide and go PHUCH yourself =D

by Ry-bitch December 9, 2008

Peuche

Often referred to as KingPeuche, the legendary Beat Saber mapper that mapped the first entire feature length movie in history for a rhythm game. In the quiet moments of the coldest nights, tales can be heard of KingPeuche as people gather close to the hearth and tell stories of his legendary achievements.

Have you watched that new Shrek movie? Yeah, but it's really boring without KingPeuche's touch.

by TheLesserGatsby August 23, 2018

Pringle Pouch

All those who are a little chunkier than the average Homosapien around the gut, a disguised word for fupa or gunt

Guy 1 - Wow look at the Pringle Pouch on that girl
Guy 2 - That thing is .... HUGE!!!!
Guy 3 - .... Come on lads that's my wife

by Jackstar_22 July 27, 2012