broadalbin perth high school

high school filled with shitty fake people. More of the kids do drugs

I can’t wait to leave Broadalbin Perth High school ! Fuck this place and everyone here

by idekmanscrewthis November 24, 2017

perty

Southern pronunciation of the word "pretty".

"You got perty hair..."

by Dave January 15, 2004

pert near

pretty near

she was pert near asleep

by lee crawford April 29, 2003

Pertunity

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009

Plart

Penis fart

Damn did you plart?

by Yaboiwhiteaf September 22, 2018

pert plus

the act of ejaculating in someone's hair while they are asleep, preferably after a night together where one(the giver) does not receive what he/she deserved instead is unhappy(e.g. blueballs) with the results of the night.

i pleased her all night and in return nothing, so i gave her a pert plus...booya

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

Pertz

(n). Made by combining the words "Pert" like the shampoo and the letter "z".

Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.

One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.

Girl: "Don't mess with me! I'm like Pertz! I'm 'Shampoo-Z'!"

Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?

Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"

by ch1angsta March 8, 2010