Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

perched

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

by SarMyName December 10, 2017

pussy perch

A way that someone sits that makes them look shaggable as they perched on their pussy.

omg! shes proper pussy perched right now, she looks so shaggable.

by Olympiuh March 19, 2022

Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009

The Pletch

Noun. Used to describe an Irish Bastard from Williamsport, MD (Almost the Capital of the US). Referanced from "The Hutch" the "Ass hole" character on the reality TV show The Joe Schome Show.

The Pletch got drunk, called her a bitch, then tried to feel her up.

by Kyle Miller April 22, 2004

Perch

to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.

Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?

by C Burnett February 10, 2008

Perchanceable

It can be used in multiple ways, mainly from a question.

Hey wanna go to a movie?
Perchanceable

by CamKnowsNothing July 26, 2023