Playing Switch

Playing switch or just switch is when you stick one thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switch. Often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is a major dumbass.

Q: Where's our idiot boss?
A: Oh, he's been in been in his office all day playing switch.

by A.W November 22, 2007

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019

Playing for keeps

It means that you play to win without holding back—you give it your all

When team A to play a game, they warmed their opponents that they were "playing for keeps" (or playing to win)

by KanikeKen December 31, 2015

playing the fool

To act in a silly manner in order to amuse other people.

Tommy: Everybody, look what I can do! *makes a silly face*
Teacher: Tommy! Stop playing the fool and finish your maths!

Parents: Don't you be a bad boy Johnny, Don't you slip up Or play the fool.
Johnny: Oh no ma, oh no da, I'll be your golden boy. I will obey ev'ry golden rule.

by Kilokahn May 10, 2013

Playing Up

1. If something isn't working right....

2. To be cheating on your other half

1.AWW my cars playing up it won't start!

2.See that guy Bob...He's playing up on his wife...

by shaktisaurfang September 12, 2010

Playing Indian

1) When a man's boxers or boxer briefs give him a self-inflicted wedgie.

2) When a pair of boxers or briefs "sneak up" on you after squirming in your seat to give you a wedgie.

Joe: Yo! Andre stop sticking your hands down your pants!

Andre: Aye, sorry man, my boxers keep playing indian on me.

by Macier Que. Ross September 15, 2009

Playing Games

To attempt to manipulate ppl who you’re dating , to get a certain reaction from them.

He was playing games by throwing lots of affection and then pulling away to get Kiana to chase him.

by EloquentBoss January 19, 2021