fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.
Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.
by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021
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Plap

Piss like a pro
Josie pissed into dans mouth, plap
by dannyallott September 12, 2010
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plap

acronym for "people laughing at people"
when their opponents fell the coach had plap
by ex_92 September 30, 2009
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plaps

to pop like a poppy seed, or, the act of
When your cells get attacked by viruses some of them try to plaps.

Don't make me plaps you.
by wburglett November 14, 2006
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Plapped-a-puss

Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.
"Last night I plapped-a-puss fuckin' hardcore, man."
by Merick August 15, 2007
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ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021
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When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!
it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant 😔
by CUMSE December 26, 2023
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