plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.

I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.

by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008

Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020

plating the gary

The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.

Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.

by Ron Plywood February 2, 2017

Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.

"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her

Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool

by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014

Dinner Plating

Dinner plating is the name given to a drinking game reserved for the dirtiest of footy windups. Vodka is poured onto a dinner plate (preferably fine china), the subject removes their under garments and places spread butt cheeks onto said plate. The alcoholic beverage is absorbed through the orifice and drunken carnage ensues.

"Fuuuark that was an epic game, get around me boys im about to do some dinner plating"

by Captain Cornelius February 1, 2020

Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.

booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse

by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012