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placenta perm 

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl
“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”
placenta perm by ginabeena June 10, 2023

nose placenta 

The clot removed from the aftermath of a massive bloody nose. It acts like elastic whilst pulling it out and tickles the nostril of the bearer. It can also be siphoned through to the mouth and spat at a target.
I went to blast out my nose placenta and it landed on this little kid's head, then a dog came by and ate it. It was such a dark red gelatinous mess.
nose placenta by Gildster October 19, 2010

pickled placenta 

After your wife gives birth. Search through the pile of bloody afterbirth between your wifes thighs and find the placenta. Take it home, pickle it in an acidic solution, and put in on a shelf and leave it for a decade or so. When your child is around about 10 years old, put the pickled placenta between two pieces of buttered granary bread and put it in you sons lunch box for his school dinner.
"whoah man, whats that shit in your sandwich? It looks like a pickled placenta!"
pickled placenta by simo_4 January 13, 2008

Zebra Placenta

"Zebra Placenta! I told him about the concert three weeks ago!"
Zebra Placenta by James Bass March 20, 2003

All the dong placenta 

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis
Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor
All the dong placenta by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't
She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby