piltman

To be quite literally the most fucked up (intoxicated) person within the room, house, party etc. This is ONLY surpassed by the next level of intoxication which is referred to being "Piltman mike". One whom is "Piltman often does one of the following:
1. Nods off while engaged in a game of fifa
2. Passes out in mid sentence due to their extreme level of being pilt.
3. Uses the slurred word "chom" for no apparent reason

Ex. Yo check out chomas hes fuckin piltman.

by T.Phillips October 30, 2013

Pitoman

A Character created by The Miami Ballers contains a Cuh with crocs and glasses. Pitoman is love Pitoman is life. Pitoman contained a youtube channel with very good music. Although people think he died he didn't and he is going to be in a game that's screenplay is being made. Pitoman has contained in many musics.

Guy 1: Have you heard Pitomans new song?
Guy 2: who is pitoman
Guy 1: YOU DONT KNOW WHO PITOMAN IS
Guy 1: PITOMAN IS LOVE PITOMAN IS LIFE

by Sapito456 April 19, 2022

pittan

When you forget the name of THAT yellow square, so you call it the next best thing.

"That one's... Pittan, right?"

by Neverbeenbutter March 21, 2025

Jack Pitman

Totally awsome name for a british dude. Usually has a fondness for eyeliner and snowpants. Oft times is cheated on by gf with badass ryans.

Damn look at that kid in the snowpants deffinatley a Jack Pitman.

by R.D. Kelly June 4, 2009

Dan Pitman

Penis loving mother fucker

That guy is like a Dan Pitman, he’s a pernis loving mother fucker

by Long Dong McSlong October 18, 2019

A Pitman

When a vape gets cum in it.

Hey can I hit that? Yeah but it's a Pitman.

Can I hit your vape? Yeah but brush your teeth first I don't want this to turn into a Pitman.

by DickMuncher1234 January 5, 2024

bottomless pittance

Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.

I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.

by QuacksO October 7, 2024