Pissangulation

When attempting to urinate in the toilet pan, or urinal, the stream of one's piss breaks into two distinct sub-streams. The result of this phenomenon being that meaningful aim is rendered impossible - ultimately causing piss covered feet, yellow stained trousers or damp knees. The name is derived from the triangle formation of the streams - the angle of which, combined with the aimer's height results in a mathematical impossibility for accuracy.

Fuck, I've got an important presentation and pissangulation has caused me to wet my buff coloured strides and suede shoes - I look like an incontinent fool.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 18, 2015

Jake Pisarski

Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.

Oh, wow! That looks like a Jake Pisarski!

by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014

pissappointed

A combination of being pissed off AND disappointed.

The dad was pissappointed when his son failed the class.

by DJ Lars January 10, 2009

Pissable

When something is possible but pisses you off or makes you cranky.

Yes, it's pissable to change the layout

by nGeneer Fanboy December 15, 2010

pissah

A Boston/ Eastern New England slang term denoting something of merit.

That bike is frikkin' pissah.

by MickeyV April 23, 2011

pissant

1. An insignificant or mediocre person.

2. A tiny black ant, sometimes called a 'sugar ant.' It is called this because this type of ant is a favorite target in urinals.

Monty Python wrote the Philosopher's Song in which they declared that 'Immanuel Kant was an old pissant.' I agree.

by Duckbutt November 10, 2006

pisa

(countrymen in spanish) a term used for a mexican guy who hardly speaks or knows any english or is probbably an illegal alien

why are you going to court? I need to translate for my dad he is a pisa

by Eltapatio January 19, 2005