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Swipe and Pipe

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.
"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."
by jredman April 19, 2017
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shrimp pilled

The most enlightened, skeptical, and sociological a person can possibly be, as they can see all the colors and possible futures that are seen by a mantis/pistol shrimp.
Based Balaclava Man is shrimp pilled as fuck.
by Idonataur August 1, 2017
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Russian Sewer Pipe

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."
by TheRealKira January 24, 2015
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Muff Pipe

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe
Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.
by Take-One August 1, 2012
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laying pipe

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.
Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.
by William Waldrep June 9, 2005
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Southbound Mud Pile

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.
"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010
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starburst pipe

A pipe made out of starburst used to smoke cannabis (marijuana) and when you smoke out of this pipe the smoke will taste like candy
IMMA HIT THA STARBURST PIPE TONIGHT!!!!!
by alxxx69r June 21, 2014
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